Warrenville, IL

Zach Bates

Alumni 2009

I’m half Colombian, half Finnish, and half awesome. I always look both ways before crossing the street. (Unless I’m trying to impress a lady friend of course) I can do a spot on impersonation of: that creepy “my precious” guy from The Lord of the Rings, Stitch, and The Cave of Wonders from Aladdin aka my devil voice. I am one of those guys who always seems to have a girlfriend, and ladies you’ll know if you’re her so unless you are please keep the panty throwing to a minimum. Basically thats me in a nutshell, as uncomfortable as that may be for me and the shell, but I will leave you with this…

If I can’t get to sleep, its probably because I’m thinking about the implications of diving in just deep enough, but not too deep! Then there would be complications. Especially if you try something like that at night, because then I’d be worried about certain “situations.” I’m pretty sure we’ll be alright because I’ll let you in on a little secret… I’m imagining all of this right now…

Maybe that last part was overkill… Schwatever

Peace, Love, and Crabs (Not the STD kind)